Rocky’s Sixth Round

“Rocky’s Sixth Round”
by Liz Smith for New York Newsday.com
July 28, 2003′

What nature requires is obtainable, and within easy reach. It’s for the superfluous we sweat,” said Roman playwright Seneca.

SYLVESTER STALLONE, sitting in dark pants and a gray polo shirt in the lobby lounge of the Four Seasons hotel, looks as if he never breaks a sweat. But judging from his beautifully tanned biceps and deltoids and his flat abs – I’m sure he does. He still works out and takes care of himself. I have known this guy since he hit the heights with “Rocky,” his creation, his inspiration, his super-hit. Stallone looks better today at 57 than he did back in the beginning of what many thought was just an impossible dream.

Sly is in town promoting his role as a villain in “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over.” I asked how much of a villain? He laughed, “I’m the one you want to live next door. I’m the kind who keeps learning his lesson, like Wile E. Coyote. I’m an evil genius who creates a kind of cyberspace game that steals the minds of children. We’re like we’re in a computer game. And the kids are just great; real pros! I loved working with them.”

I ASKED my longtime friend Sly to talk a bit about what it’s like to have created the iconic “Rocky,” and how he has adjusted to the ups and downs of fame. He said, “Well, I have a great family life, a wonderful wife [Jennifer Flavin] who gets smarter every day, and my three daughters, 2, 5 and 6. You know, the Quran says a man with three little girls goes directly to heaven when he dies, as he will already have endured in life enough worry and paranoia. But it has dawned on me that your life works from your roots. My family has saved my sanity.

“It took me a while to realize that ‘Rocky’ wasn’t just a performance. It had great meaning; the character became indelible. I don’t want to sound pretentious, but I did once rebel against the ‘Rocky’ idea. Now I know it’s normal to want to run the full spectrum, the rainbow of all your colors. ‘Rocky’ is a philosophy, so let’s make the sixth one, which I’ve already written. ‘Rocky’ still needs to be in the game, like my hero, George Foreman, who went from real-life ‘villain’ to fabled hero in only 50 years or so. He’ll be in the next ‘Rocky’ movie!

“I call this script ‘Puncher’s Chance,’ because it’s what every fighter has. A fighter may lose his abilities, but even old fighters retain their punch. It’s the last thing they lose. And if they use it right, they can get lucky. Foreman, you know, is going to fight again professionally. And look at a great athlete like Lance Armstrong. These guys just keep moving forward.”

MEANWHILE, Stallone is moving forward with another story he wrote, “Thug’z Life,” about the real-life deaths of rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G., and the corruption in the L.A. Police Department. Sly will direct, produce and appear as Det. Russell Poole, who believed there was something rotten going on and was removed from the force as a result. “We are just waiting for the Errors & Omissions insurance; it’s a normal thing, to keep us from being sued,” Sly said. “I think this can be a great film. It will offer a conspiracy theory, present the evidence and let the audience draw its own conclusions.”

“YOU KNOW, sometimes, I think there’s not a lot I can do in this industry,” Sly continued. “I have begun fantasizing about getting into the anti-aging game with nutritionals. I have been talking to experts, and I’d like to do something like what Paul Newman did with his food line. A situation where you can do something useful for society and give something back. So I have been examining that.

Stallone is a forceful guy, who also has high hopes that, eventually, he will make his movie on the life of Edgar Allan Poe. It is written, it is ready, and Sly continues to seek the actor to play it and the financing to make it. “It will win an Oscar for somebody!” he says with certainty.

At the end of our talk, I asked Sly how his controversial mom, Jackie, is doing? He smiled. “Everybody wants to keep on keeping on, to be famous, to do their thing. She does hers!” Well, she did one thing very well; she produced the phenomenon that is Sylvester Stallone. Sly knows the reality and says “Youth must be served … but the rest of us go on as well. We have our choices, our ambitions, and we have that last important thing – the ‘Puncher’s Chance!'”

Copyright © 2003, Newsday, Inc.

Craig Zablo

Rocky Bust Available

Harvey AbramsPresident of the International Institute for Sport and Olympic History sent me the following press release


The IISOH has the statue of ROCKY, famous from the movie ROCKY III, listed on ebay for $5 million in its first major fundraising event.

What is not listed on ebay — yet — is another artwork — the ROCKY BUST, a full-size figure of the head of the famous statue listed for sale at only $22,000 (twenty-two thousand dollars).

The BUST can be seen at
http://www.harveyabramsbooks.com

The IISOH is a non-profit educational, literary and research corporation that is organized to operate a Library and Museum devoted to the History of Sport, Physical Education, Recreation, Dance, Sport in Art and the Olympic Games.

The group is planning to construct a large campus facility in central Pennsylvania with a Library, Museum and Theatre surrounded by vast outdoor sculpture gardens, sports facilities and a restaurant/cafe.


– Craig Zablo

Rocky Game Review

In the November 15, 2002 Video Games column of Entertainment Weekly the following review appears:

ROCKY *  (All; Ubi Soft; Teen) Yo, Adrian! This boxing extravaganza includes characters from all five Rocky films, and let’s you (playing as the Italian Stallion) go toe-to-toe with Apollo CreedClubber Lang, and Cold War pugilist Ivan Drago. Between fights, crusty old Mickey trains you on the speed bag while the Rocky orchestra’s “Gonna Fly Now” swells in the background (“Eye of the Tiger” is sorely missing from the soundtrack.) The cut scenes faithfully reenact key plot points from the movies, and the in-fight taunts are delivered verbatim from the films. But we have to deduct points for the game’s flaccid fighting engine, which looks awfully similar t Ready 2 Rumble Boxing and becomes repetitive after about three bouts. Rocky throws a lot of punches but, unfortunately, rarely connects. B-/ -NR- 

Craig Zablo
[November 10, 2002]

Singing Rocky Balboa

Whoa! Isn’t that the coolest?

Ernest “Jazzman” Resendes got word that there was a “Singing Rocky” figure available at the Mall. He thought his friend was pranking him until he saw it for himself. Here’s Jazz‘s e-mail:

“Is this cool or what ?!! I stopped by JC Penny today and got the web site from the box. The doll is very big and very cool. It appears that the mouth moves and all…

I’m forwarding this email to Santa too :-)”

Jazz, I’ve already put word in with St. Nick!

 Craig Zablo
[November 4, 2002]

Sly was There!

The item above comes from the November 4, 2002 issue of Sports Illustrated. If you haven’t seen the fight that inspired Sly to write “Rocky,” then you might want to tune in on Tuesday at 9 PM!

Thanks to John “Big” Beatty for the tip!

 Craig Zablo
[November 3, 2002]