{"id":13191,"date":"2021-08-18T10:07:57","date_gmt":"2021-08-18T14:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/?p=13191"},"modified":"2021-08-18T10:08:03","modified_gmt":"2021-08-18T14:08:03","slug":"sly-stallones-prison-movies-ranked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/2021\/08\/18\/sly-stallones-prison-movies-ranked\/","title":{"rendered":"Sly Stallone\u2019s Prison Movies Ranked!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stallonezone.com\/zone\/2021\/z081821stallone_prisonmovies.png?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday at my blog <a href=\"https:\/\/craigzablo.com\/?p=28072\">we ranked every Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie<\/a>, today we&#8217;ll rank Sly Stallone&#8217;s prison movies.\u00a0 The idea came from Ryan Simon&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/screenrant.com\/sylvester-stallone-prison-movie-ranked-worst-best\/\"><em>Every Sylvester Stallone Prison Movie Ranked From Worst To Best<\/em><\/a> at ScreenRant.\u00a0 I imagine there are a couple of surprises in my rankings&#8230;<\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>Simon<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>Zablo<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>8. <i>Escape Plan 2: Hades<\/i> (2018)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>8. <i>Escape Plan 2: Hades<\/i> (2018): I agree with Sly&#8217;s assessment.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>7.<i> Escape Plan: The Extractors<\/i> (2019)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>7.<i> Escape Plan: The Extractors<\/i> (2019): Sly &amp; Bautista had chemistry and don&#8217;t that Stallone fight scene.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>6. <i>Lock Up<\/i> (1989)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>6. <i>Demolition Man<\/i> (1993): I like <i>Demolition Man<\/i>, but wish it had the same tone throughout as the opening helicopter scene.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>5. <i>Judge Dredd <\/i>(1995)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>5. <i>Escape Plan<\/i> (2013): I almost put this in the 4<sup>th<\/sup> spot. Sly &amp; Arnold!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>4. <i>Escape Plan<\/i> (2013)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>4. <i>Judge Dredd<\/i> (1995): I wish they&#8217;d left out Rob Schnieder and played it straight. Armand Assante from <i>Paradise Alley<\/i>!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>3.<i> Victory<\/i> (1981)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>3. <i>Tango &amp; Cash <\/i>(1989): Sly &amp; Kurt Rusell in a fun action film!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>2. <i>Tango &amp; Cash<\/i> (1989)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>2.<i> Victory<\/i> (1981): Not flashy, but directed by John Huston and co-starring Michael Caine! Also under-rated.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"TOP\">\n<td width=\"37%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>1. <i>Demolition Man<\/i> (1993)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"63%\">\n<h2 class=\"western\"><span style=\"color: #2e2c2b;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>1. <i>Lock Up<\/i> (1989): is under-rated in my book!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at my blog we ranked every Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie, today we&#8217;ll rank Sly Stallone&#8217;s prison movies.\u00a0 The idea came from Ryan Simon&#8217;s Every Sylvester Stallone Prison Movie Ranked From Worst To Best at ScreenRant.\u00a0 I imagine there are a couple of surprises in my rankings&#8230; Simon Zablo 8. 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