{"id":3303,"date":"2011-01-09T11:12:41","date_gmt":"2011-01-09T15:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/?p=3303"},"modified":"2011-01-09T11:13:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-09T15:13:18","slug":"tips-for-fighting-stallone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/2011\/01\/09\/tips-for-fighting-stallone\/","title":{"rendered":"Tips for Fighting Stallone"},"content":{"rendered":"

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AMC<\/strong> recently posted Six Tips to Help Anyone Fighting With Stallone<\/strong><\/em>.\u00a0 Here are some excerpts:<\/p>\n

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  1. Don’t Kill His Friends<\/strong>… If there’s one thing you definitely do not want to do before an imminent showdown with Stallone<\/strong>, killing his buddies is it…<\/li>\n
  2. Don’t Give Him a Weapon<\/strong>… If you find Stallone<\/strong> unarmed, leave him that way. Don’t put anything that could conceivably be a weapon near the guy…<\/li>\n
  3. Don’t Mess with Stallone Near a Cliff or a Helicopter<\/strong>… Stallone’s enemies<\/strong> ought to stay away from helicopters altogether…<\/li>\n
  4. Don’t Assume You Have Rights<\/strong>… if the law doesn’t serve his [Sly’s<\/strong>] needs he’s doesn’t get bogged down by rules and regulations…<\/li>\n
  5. Don’t Disrespect the Guns<\/strong>… Look, Stallone<\/strong> has biceps as big around as a python. Just remember that…<\/li>\n
  6. Don’t Be One of America’s Enemies<\/strong>… Stallone<\/strong> feels the same way about America<\/strong> that America <\/strong>feels about Stallone<\/strong>: very good. So hailing from a nation that counts itself among America’s enemies<\/strong> is a very bad idea…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    You can read the full piece by clicking here<\/strong><\/a>.\\<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    AMC recently posted Six Tips to Help Anyone Fighting With Stallone.\u00a0 Here are some excerpts: Don’t Kill His Friends… If there’s one thing you definitely do not want to do before an imminent showdown with Stallone, killing his buddies is it… Don’t Give Him a Weapon… If you find Stallone unarmed, leave him that way. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-93"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3r2Pe-Rh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3305,"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3303\/revisions\/3305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}