{"id":4083,"date":"2011-11-27T14:05:03","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T18:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/?p=4083"},"modified":"2011-11-27T14:05:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T18:05:17","slug":"ew-slys-worst-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stallonezone.com\/wordpress\/2011\/11\/27\/ew-slys-worst-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"EW: Sly&#8217;s Worst Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stallonezone.com\/imgs\/news\/2011\/nov\/112711ew_dtox.png?resize=475%2C335\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"335\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">The <strong>December 2, 2011 <\/strong>issue of<strong> Entertainment Weekly <\/strong>has a cover story called, <em><strong>&#8220;Stars&#8217; Worst Movies.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> <strong>Sly <\/strong>makes the list with <em><strong>&#8220;Eye See You&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> and here&#8217;s what they say&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><strong>* Sylvester Stallone *<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><strong>Eye See You<\/strong><\/em> (2002)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Costarring: <strong>Tom Berenger <\/strong>and <strong>Charles Dutton<\/strong><br \/>\nTagline: <strong>&#8220;Survival is a killer.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Originally titled <em><strong>D-Tox <\/strong><\/em>back when it still had hopes of a wide release, this sluggish stockpile of stale serial-killer cliches spent three years in limbo before eking out a blink-and-you&#8217;ll-miss it theatrical run.\u00a0 Sly plays an FBI agent haunted by the murder of his girlfriend with a power-drill and is sent to a remote clinic for post-traumatic stress disorder.\u00a0 As a blizzard rolls in, one patient starts offing his fellow inmates, and it&#8217;s up to you-know-who to save the day.\u00a0 The punny title refers to the killer&#8217;s calling card &#8211; 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