Piers Morgan, in a column for dailymail.co.uk, talks about when he and Simon Cowell were having dinner in LA and bumped in to Sly:
Enjoyed another fun night at Soho House – now officially THE coolest place to be in LA – where I bumped into Sylvester Stallone and Simon Cowell.
The former was wearing very large sunglasses.
‘Sly, great to see you,’ I said. ‘Isn’t it a bit dark for those?’
‘Yes, absolutely, but I’ve got a sty on my eye.’
He slowly pulled down the shades to reveal a whopping great big, inflamed bump.
‘In fact, I’m thinking of changing my name to Sty Stallone.’
‘Fancy doing my chat show?’ I asked.
‘Of course,’ he replied. ‘You’re the best.’
Cowell nearly choked on his beer.
‘No, he’s not.’
‘He is.’
‘He’s not. He’s the worst.’
‘He is?’ Sly turned back to me.
‘Sorry, I made a terrible mistake. Apparently you’re the worst.’
Cowell giggled loudly. Little things really do please little minds.
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