AMC recently posted Six Tips to Help Anyone Fighting With Stallone. Here are some excerpts:
- Don’t Kill His Friends… If there’s one thing you definitely do not want to do before an imminent showdown with Stallone, killing his buddies is it…
- Don’t Give Him a Weapon… If you find Stallone unarmed, leave him that way. Don’t put anything that could conceivably be a weapon near the guy…
- Don’t Mess with Stallone Near a Cliff or a Helicopter… Stallone’s enemies ought to stay away from helicopters altogether…
- Don’t Assume You Have Rights… if the law doesn’t serve his [Sly’s] needs he’s doesn’t get bogged down by rules and regulations…
- Don’t Disrespect the Guns… Look, Stallone has biceps as big around as a python. Just remember that…
- Don’t Be One of America’s Enemies… Stallone feels the same way about America that America feels about Stallone: very good. So hailing from a nation that counts itself among America’s enemies is a very bad idea…
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