Author: Craig

The Worst Music Movie Is… Not Rhinestone!

Craig / / 2011, Rhinestone, Staying Alive

On September 16, 2011, The Huston Press posted a piece by John Seaborn Gray titled, The Five Worst Music Movies Ever.  Not surprisingly, Rhinestone made the list.  Surprisinly, it came in at #5. 

According to this list Rhinestone is better than The Jazz Singer starring Neil Diamond, Glitter starring Mariah Carey and  Cool as Ice starring Vanilla Ice.  Is that a backhanded compliment to Rhinestone since Sly isn’t a singer and Neil Diamond, Mariah Carey and Vanilla Ice are.  Who knows?

What’s crazy is that the worst “music movie” on the list is Staying Alive. C’mon.  There’s no way that Staying Alive should be considered the worst.  Heck, I don’t even think it should make the list. 

So Sly dodges the bullet of worst music movie with Rhinestone and still comes in at #1 worst with Staying Alive.  That’s the name of that tune… and I ain’t singing along.

 

Escape to Victory Caps Film Festival

Craig / / 2011, Victory

On September 18, 2011, Express.co.uk posted a piece about a film festival in London showing 23 movies dedicated to football (soccer).  Particularly interesting to Stallone fans is that…

  • The last night, September 29, looks particularly inviting with a showing of cult classic Escape to Victory, in aid of the Bobby Moore fund, followed by a party featuring cast members Ossie Ardiles and Mike Summerbee.
  • Worth it for Sylvester Stallone’s goalkeeping alone.

Indeed. – Craig

 

Expendables 2 Casting Rumors Run Rampant

Craig / / 2011, Celebs, Expendables 2

The big story this week is the rumored cast for The Expendables 2.  The consensus is that Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in with substantial roles.  Chuck Norris is another name that seems to be confirmed.  Jean Claude Van Damme is also named as a co-star on some sites.  As always, take these rumors with a grain of salt.

And dozens of other websites…

 

Sly Says He Won’t Make Another Bad Movie

Craig / / 2011

On September 5, 2011, ShowBiz Spy posted a piece called: “Sylvester Stallone: ‘I Won’t Make Another Bad Movie.”  Here are a couple of quotes from Sly used in the item:

  • “I’ve done some films that I haven’t put my heart into and they have ended up being disappointments,” admits Sly who is currently working on Expendables 2.
  • “It’s like raising a child badly — you can’t change it. So now I don’t think of it as a job, I don’t do it for the money. If I don’t feel passionately about it I won’t do it because now you live and die by your last movie. Fifteen years ago you would get two or three chances to get it right but now if it doesn’t work it could be the end.”

A Detailed Look Back at Judge Dredd

Craig / / 2011, Judge Dredd

On August 31, 2011, Phil Beresford at Den of Geek takes a detailed look back at Judge Dredd starring Sylvester Stallone.   Here are a couple of tidbits…

  • Since its release in 1995, the intervening sixteen years have not been kind to Judge Dredd, although the cause of its failings run much deeper than any issues to do with headgear, casting, or how Judges should or should not behave.
  • Its failure, both commercially and critically, is something that still seems to rankle with its star, Sylvester Stallone, who has always looked back at the movie as a wasted opportunity. Speaking at a press conference to promote Rambo in 2008, Stallone said “The biggest mistake I ever made was with the sloppy handling of Judge Dredd”. It’s an interesting statement, revealing more than is apparent at first glance about what went wrong with the film.
  • For all the problems that were later revealed to have existed off screen, the opening fifteen minutes of the film serve as a perfectly realised introduction to Dredd, the Judges, and the chaos of the nightmare city where they strive to maintain order.
  • Delivering the line “I am the law!” while working the Joe Dredd chin in a most pleasing fashion, he then grimly sets about bringing the trouble makers to justice with a mixture of severe sentencing and instant executions, before condemning a distraught and disbelieving Fergee to five more years in prison for interfering with city property (the cleaning droid).

    It’s exactly the sort of thing that would appear as a one-off story in the 2000AD strip, told over six to eight pages and concluding with the perfect punch line, as Dredd sentences a man fresh out of jail to another stint inside, simply for saving his own life. In addition, Dredd is the hard-hearted, implacable bastard we all know and love, Mega-City One has been introduced (and quite frankly looks incredible), and we’ve been given a crash course in how the Judge system is used to implement justice. Plus, we seem to have got rid of Rob Schneider early as well. All in all, it’s a very pleasing opening.

  • Sly: “… the whole project was troubled from the beginning. The philosophy of the film was not set in stone – by that I mean, ‘Is this going to be a serious drama or with comic overtones’, like other science fiction films that were successful? So a lotta pieces just didn’t fit smoothly. It was sort of like a feathered fish. Some of the design work on it was fantastic, and the sets were incredibly real, even standing two feet away, but there was just no communication.”

Thanks to Den of Geek and Phil Beresford for an interesting look back at Judge Dredd.