SZ E-Mail #1

The StalloneZone receives a lot of e-mail of all types. We recieved two pieces this week that we want to share with all SZoners. I think that you’ll understand why after you read them.

E-Mail #1
Jul 26th, 2003, 04:20am

Hey Craig,

I have been a member here on and off for the last 4 years. I just now got my new account. I have been in the Middle East for the last 6 months and our commanders just unblocked message boards recently. I have missed being able to be an active member on this board. Anyhow, just wanted to say thanks for your great site. When I get back home, I would like to make a donation to the site, in order to show my appreciation for all the work you put into it. Can you let me know what I need to do and how much would be appropriate?

Thanks!

Matt Atkinson

BTW, I got to see Avenging Angelo on big screen in Dubai, UAE. I wore my SZ t-shirt there too. Just spreading the SZ to the middle east and our new capitalist country, Iraq!

Now how cool is that? I wrote Matt back thanking him not only the kind words about the SZ but for the service he is giving to our country and the free world. It humbles me to think that the SZ is one of the things that he misses while overseas in such a dangerous situation. I’m proud and happy that we’ve been able to create such a community of fans. And how cool is it that Matt‘s wearing his SZ shirt in Iraq! Hopefully Matt will get us a picture with him in it… before he comes safely back home!– Craig Zablo

Stallone takes a swing at sly ‘Spy Kids’ role

Stallone takes a swing at sly ‘Spy Kids’ role
July 25, 2003 from the Chicago Sun-Times [suntimes.com
BY ANGELA DAWSON

As RockySylvester Stallone was king of the boxing ring. In real life, the veteran actor can lay claim to a crown on the tennis court.

“I beat Pete Sampras at something on the tennis court,” he boasts while promoting his newest movie, “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over.”

Of course, the “something” was a contest in which the Italian Stallion challenged the King of Swing to see who could throw a medicine ball the farthest. And the 57-year-old Hollywood heavyweight triumphed over the 31-year-old tennis champion using equal parts brain and brawn.

“He said he could beat me anytime on the tennis court in anything,” Stallone says of his pal Sampras. “So I brought a medicine ball instead of a tennis racquet.”

Standing behind the baseline on one side of the court, the object of the match was to throw the 16-pound training ball as far as possible backward over the head and across the net.

Stallone‘s ball went the distance.

“I got about six feet past the net and he got it about four feet past the net,” recalls Stallone, smiling. “Considering I am the world’s worst athlete and he is the best, I took that as being a great thing. I could be his father. And I (said), ‘Very good, Pete. That’s the equivalent of me being beaten by an 85-year-old guy.'”

Stallone, looking muscular and fit with just a hint of gray in his dark hair, chuckles over his technical knockout.

The unusual challenge–and victory–kind of sums up this legendary actor. He is shrewd, smart and should never be counted out. Even when he’s playing just for fun.

Though his long career has had its ups and downs, he always rebounds and usually ends up on top. When his action-hero days seemed to be waning, he moved on to comedy. When the comedy routine got dull, he returned to action roles.

Now, he’s embarking on a whole new genre, playing a multiple-personality villain in the third and likely the final installment of the successful “Spy Kids” family adventure franchise.

“I thought that (writer-director) Robert Rodriguez had actually called the wrong number,” Stallone recalls about being asked to play The Toymaker in the fantasy 3-D adventure. “I thought: Wrong guy. Maybe he wants Michael Keaton.”

But after checking with his daughters, Sophia, 6, and Sistine, 5–both “Spy Kids” fanatics–he knew he couldn’t say no. “I’ve got parental respect” now, he says. “I had to do it, otherwise I would have been disowned.”

Rodriguez–a maverick director who is practically a one-man band in lensing, scoring, editing as well as conceiving and directing his innovative movies–says he thought of Stallone for the role of the evil inventor of an enticing but ultimately dangerous video game that sucks players in and brainwashes them.

“I met Sly five years ago at a film festival and he had me laughing the whole time,” recalls the Austin, Texas-based filmmaker. “I was always a fan of his but I didn’t know how genuinely funny he was. I thought, How come his comedies weren’t that good? But he didn’t make those. He was always funny in his ‘Rocky’ movies. He knows how to write for himself. Now that I knew what his sense of humor was like, I wanted to work with him not in an action movie but in a comedy. So five years later, I called him knowing he has little girls who have probably seen the ‘Spy Kids’ movies. I told him I had this character–which is actually five characters–and something your kids can watch … and he said, ‘I’m there.’ “

Making “Spy Kids” was a challenge for the seasoned actor. Set in the fantasy world within a video game, the backdrops were largely added later by computer. Stallone shot most of his scenes against what is known as a “green screen” and had to rely on what Rodriguez told him about what was going on around him during his sequences.

“Green screen is like being held face down in a bowl of guacamole,” relates Stallone, who shot for three weeks on a green soundstage. “It’s all-encompassing.”

Returning for “Spy Kids 3-D” are Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara, who play sibling secret agents Carmen and Juni Cortez. Also returning are Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban, Holland Taylor and Mike Judge. This chapter in the family-oriented fantasy includes some big-name cameos as well.

As a writer-director himself, Stallone says he understands Rodriguez‘s passion for his work. Indeed, Stallone is about to step behind the camera for the first time in nearly two decades to helm a drama (which he also wrote) based on the L.A.P.D. police scandal and the murders of rap artists Tupac Shakur and Biggie “Notorious B.I.G.” Smalls. It’s tentatively titled “Thugz Lives.”

Stallone concedes that he’s encountered some resistance from the hip-hop community but is looking forward to telling the story based on the facts, without drawing his own conclusions. He is in the process of casting the film, which will include music from the slain artists as well as contemporary hip-hop.

The Biggie and Tupac situation is very much like the JFK conspiracy to the black community,” he says. “Yet there’s never been an arrest. It makes you scratch your head and go, hmm.”

Stallone is looking forward to directing again, he says, because he likes being in charge. He wrote and starred in the Oscar-winning “Rocky.” He was an actor-writer-director on “Rocky II” and “Paradise Alley.”As an actor and co-writer, Stallone filmed “F.I.S.T.,” “First Blood” and “Rambo: First Blood Part II.”

But with three recent films in which he served only as an actor–2001’s “Driven,” 2002’s “Avenging Angelo”and the as-yet-unreleased “Shade”–the native New Yorker wants to get back in the driver’s seat.

“A lot of times, the best-laid plans go awry,” he shrugs of his recent box-office disappointments. “That’s what happens and that’s why I wanted to get back to directing again. You can be the architect of your own fate.”


– Craig Zablo

Sly on TV!

The July 25, 2003, issue of Entertainment Weekly‘s “What to Watch” section contained the toon to the left along with news that Sly will appear on the following shows this week:

David Letterman – Thursday

Conan O’Brien – Friday


Sly is also scheduled to appear on Friday’s AM Today and Regis & Kelly. Check you local listings for exact times!

– Craig Zablo

Sly Said It

Hey, Those Guys Look Like Rocky
In Spy Kids, Sylvester Stallone plays an unconventional four-part role to appease his inner child
By RICHARD CORLISS

Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003
He is the Toymaker, the brainy bad guy bent on ruling the cyberworld. He holds conferences with three advisers — a steely general, a bald scientist and a blissed-out hippie — all played by the one actor. Sylvester Stallone is simply the guest villain of Robert Rodriguez’s 3-D video game, but when the veteran star is onscreen, this Spy Kids plays like Sly Kids.

“Actors who partake in films like this or in animated films, like I did in Antz, often say, ‘I did it for my children,'” notes Stallone, who’s 57 but looks a fit and muscular 15 years younger. “Nah. You mean you did it for your inner child. Here I get to scream and act like a total fool and get paid for it. In a part like this, you really have to let loose and not worry that you hear the ‘acting police’ sirens looming in the background.”

Stallone had mentioned to Rodriguez that he had no movies in which he appears to show his older daughters, Sophia Rose, 6, and Sistine Rose, 5. As the director recalls, “I told him he’d get to be a hissable but redeemable bad guy and to play opposite one of the greatest actors: himself. We sent the kids an early videotape so they could see how cool their dad is.”

Or some might say “was,” for Stallone is at least a decade past his uber-hunk prime. Of his star vehicles after 1994, the top U.S. grosser (a modest $45 million) was the arty Cop Land. His last action film, D-Tox, hardly played in theaters at all.

As for Rocky and Rambo: those franchises are sooo last century. Stallone knows he’s lucky to have played two iconic heroes, but he calls it “the esoteric kiss of death, because you’re never going to be taken seriously. It’s like if John Wayne wanted to dance The Nutcracker. People would say, ‘I’m sorry, I don’t care how good you look in a tutu or how you are en pointe, I’m not buying it.'”

At 57, any man hears the whispers of career mortality. “You almost feel obligated to get depressed,” he says. “What nags at you is becoming warehoused — having your soul and your ambition put in cold storage.” Your ego too: it’s tough to fade gracefully to character-actor status after 25 years of stardom.

So he’ll be starring in and directing Rampart Scandal, about alleged cop corruption in the Tupac Shakur murder case. He’s also defying age and logic by planning a Rocky VI.

Clearly, the pug boxer is never far from Stallone. His home is festooned with Rocky arcana, including paintings by the actor. There’s also a photo, taken the day Baghdad fell, of a young Iraqi hoisting a U.S. flag with Rocky emblazoned on it. The image pleases and tickles the star: “You know the movie wasn’t playing in Iraq. Why would someone smuggle into the country a character that represents the American Dream? Did he have it under his bed thinking, I can’t wait to be liberated! It’s the first thing I’m pulling out!?”

In Hollywood, Stallone the star may be history. But in the rest of the world, he still helps make it.

— Reported by Desa Philadelphia/Los Angeles

From the Jul. 28, 2003 issue of TIME magazine


– Craig Zablo

“Rocky 6” Tidbit

Rocky 6

Hey Craig,
I just thought that I’d send you a note about Stallone. Stallone was interviewed on Jim Rome’s Sports Radio Show today (7/23) at 12:30pm and was asked about Rocky 6. He said that the script is finished and that it is called “The Puncher’s Chance”. He mentioned that the story is a lot like George Foreman‘s return to the ring and that Rocky‘s opponent is a like a 6’6″ Allen Iverson. ??? Whoa. Take that for what it’s worth. It’s still up in the air as to whether or not it will get made, but Stallone says that the deal is close. Anyway, I thought Stallone Zoner’s would want to know. Most of the interview was about Spy Kids 3D and nothing was mentioned about Rambo IV.…sadly. :(…..

Sincerely,
Mark Dambach


Thanks to Mark for the tip! – Craig Zablo

Film Review: ‘Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over’

Film Review: ‘Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over’
Mon Jul 21,12:33 AM ET

By Sheri Linden

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – The quaint subgenre of 3-D cinema gets a dazzling dust-off with the third installment of Robert Rodriguez‘s terrific “Spy Kids” films, a bracing plunge into virtual reality that will introduce a new generation to the wonders of those magically goofy red-and-blue anaglyph glasses.

As with its two predecessors, “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” bears a wealth of imaginative riches and a signature mix of outre personalities and gadgets.

Still, fans of the first two films might find the human element somewhat lacking; though the gang’s all back, most of the adult actors are onscreen only for cameos, including the toplined Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino.

The film really belongs to 11-year-old Daryl Sabara as Juni, the youngest of the daring Cortez family, and mainly to the CG effects. That makes sense given that Rodriguez, who handles a multitude of technical and creative chores on his movies, conceived of the film less as a sequel than as a journey into three-dimensional filmmaking.

The first major U.S. theatrical release to use 3-D since 1991’s “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare,” “Game Over” utilizes the lightweight, high-resolution cameras James Cameron and Pace Technologies developed to shoot his documentary “Ghosts of the Abyss.”

Like the first two “Spy Kids” adventures, this one will appeal to children and adults alike and should, after strong play at the boxoffice that likely will top the second film’s take, have a long 2-D life on video.

Joining the regulars this time around are Sylvester Stallone, Salma Hayek, George Clooney, Elijah Wood and a quartet of talented youngsters, with the entire cast’s spirited work especially impressive considering that everybody acted in front of a green screen.

Explaining the 3-D experience to initiates in the audience is Alan Cumming, reprising his role as kids show personality/inventor Floop, in an opening sequence that makes wonderful use of layered effects via a pop-up book.

The main action finds Juni working as a PI — complete with droll, noirish voice-over — having left behind his work as a secret agent. But soon enough the OSS summons him back for a mission of supreme importance: retrieving his older sister, hacker par excellence Carmen (Alexa Vega), who is trapped in the ultimate video game, “Game Over.”

The agency had sent Carmen to destroy the game, which is a vehicle for its creator, the Toymaker (Stallone), to take over the minds of kids everywhere.

Stallone has fun with the role of the evil genius, who debates his plan for world domination with three disparate aspects of himself — one of whom has a blatantly false bald pate, a comical touch in light of the film’s super-slick visuals.

To join him on the expedition, Juni chooses his paraplegic grandpa (Ricardo Montalban) for his upper-body strength and mental agility — a nice lesson in open-mindedness that is reinforced later in the film without being heavy-handed or cloying.

Back at agency HQ, the Giggles (Mike Judge and a pigtailed Hayek) monitor the duo’s progress through the game’s five levels, while four beta testers (Ryan James Pinkston, Robert Vito, Bobby Edner and Courtney Jines) guide them through the futuristic cityscapes and abstract tableaux.

Among the challenges our heroes encounter are pogo-ing toads, monstrous iron men and various floating and flying objects that will have youngsters reaching up to grab them. Two especially effective set pieces are a breathtaking road race and a lava-surfing episode.

It isn’t until an hour into the film that Juni reaches Carmen, and just when the rest of the gang’s all here, whetting the appetite for ensemble high jinks, it’s game over.

There’s a refreshing message about revenge, relating to Grandfather’s history with the Toymaker, and a nicely nontraditional salute to the importance of family — but the latter begs the question: Where was everyone in this extended family for the last hour and a half?

Although the film’s concision stands as sharp rebuke to some of this summer’s more unwieldy actioners, it’s a letdown that most of the wacky, colorful characters don’t get to do much.

In tribute to two of the most appealing kid actors around, there are post-credits snippets of Vega and Sabara‘s screen tests for the first “Spy Kids,” way back in the 20th century.

Miramax/Dimension Films, produced by Troublemaker Studios

CAST

Gregorio Cortez: Antonio Banderas; Ingrid Cortez: Carla Gugino; Carmen Cortez: Alexa Vega; Juni Cortez: Daryl Sabara; Grandfather: Ricardo Montalban; Toymaker: Sylvester Stallone; Donnagon Giggles: Mike Judge; Cesca Giggles: Salma Hayek; Gary Giggles: Matt O’Leary; Gerti Giggles: Emily Osment; Arnold: Ryan James Pinkston; Rez: Robert Vito; Francis: Bobby Edner; Demetra: Courtney Jines.

CREDITS

Director/screenwriter/editor/director of photography/production designer: Robert Rodriguez; Producers: Elizabeth Avellan, Robert Rodriguez; Executive producers: Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein; Music: Robert Rodriguez; Costume designer: Nina Proctor.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

Yo, Toymaker: Sly Turns Evil

From the Toronto Star July 20, 2003 1:00 AM

Yo, Toymaker: Sly turns evil
Spy Kids 3-D casts Stallone as villain

Sly’s kids delighted Dad, 57, is in cool film

PETER HOWELL
SPECIAL TO THE STAR

Sylvester Stallone may be best known as Rocky and Rambo, but did you know that he once earned a mere $200 in 1970 to star as a sex-crazed gigolo in the movie The Party At Kitty And Studs?

Since then the native New Yorker born Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone (on the same day as President George W. Bush) has returned to the screen more than 50 times and recently begun oil painting in his spare time.

Stallone‘s other passion is his five children: Sage, 27, and Seargeoh, 24, with second wife Sasha Czack and Sophia, 6, Sistine, 5, and Scarlet, 1, with current wife Jennifer Flavin.

They couldn’t have been happier to hear that Dad, now 57, was cast in the new family adventure movie Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, opening Friday. He plays the Toymaker, an evil villain looking to trap unsuspecting kids inside the world’s most complex online video game.

Need to know more about the self-proclaimed Italian Stallion? Here’s a quick guide to everything Sly.

He loves kids: “It’s great to eat peanuts off their heads,” jokes Stallone, who developed a special appreciation for his Spy Kids co-stars Daryl Sabara, 11, and Alexa Vega, 14. “It is great to be taking photos with them. My status goes up when I take my kids to grade school and I am now the Toymaker. In other words, my image has been upgraded by hanging out with (Spy Kids characters) Juni and Carmen.”

He’s not as good at video games: “I have never made it past Level 1 in my own Rocky game,” he admits. “I have been knocked out by Spiderico 35 times! I can’t get past Level 1. I said, `This is kind of like true life…’ But I watch my daughters play. My voyage into video games is pretty superficial. I get stuck on Hello, Kitty.”

He’s a good sport: Especially when other stars mimic his famous line “Yo, Adrian.”(“Robin Williams does it really well,” he says.) In Spy Kids 3-D,George Clooney does his best impersonation. “I had to figure out how to get back at George,” Stallone says. “What can I do to mock him? Should I just … be handsome?”

He plans to direct: Stallone is currently on pre-production of Rampart Scandal, a drama exploring the recently uncovered corruption in the Los Angeles Police Department. “It’s a sensitive area, a real tinder box,” he says. “So often stories like this get told 25 years down the line … and it’s like, as great as J.F.K. was, a lot of the facts had to be director-interpreted. Did it happen? Did it not happen? And there were lawsuits about that. This, everything in the script is real and it’s extraordinary.”

He’s already working on Rocky VI: “I’ve done the script. It’s called Puncher’s Chance. Now it’s just a matter of MGM, and if they want to go through with it,” he says. “Rocky movies, when they do work, are really not about boxing. They are about the story itself and how can you apply it to your everyday life. The last thing you ever lose in your life, if you’re an athlete, is your punch. That’s the way I try to live my life.”

He plans to open a casino: Stallone is a major investor in The Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino, due to open in Las Vegas by the end of next year, promising the resort will bring a touch of Hollywood to Sin City. “[We’re planning] movie premieres, charity events, tournaments … it is not just family-oriented.”

He’s got game: “I recently got into a competition with [tennis ace] Pete Sampras to see who could throw a 16-pound medicine ball farther,” Stallone explains. “He said he could beat me any time on the tennis court in anything, so I brought a medicine ball instead of a tennis racquet. I said, `Let’s see how far you can throw this ball across the net.’

“You stand at one line and you try to throw it backward over your head and over the net. And I won. I got it about 6 feet past the net and he got it about 4 feet. Considering I am the world’s worst athlete and he is the best, I took that as being a great thing. I could be his father. It’s equivalent to me being beaten by an 85-year-old guy.”

And he’s an avid golfer: With a seven handicap, who enjoys playing 18 holes at L.A.’s Riviera Country Club in his down time. There’s just one problem — the California sun. “Night golf to me would be paradise,” Stallone says. “That’s when I’ll know I’ve gone to heaven: night golf. Eat dinner and play golf. How great would that be?”


– Craig Zablo

Sly from A Lot of Sly

A few months ago I worked out a deal for some magazines from Alexandre who runs the Lot of Sly website. Once he got my payment, he said I had sent him too much money and that he was going to send me a refund. I told him to keep it. He finally agreed to but said that he would send me a surprise. Yesterday I received the above photo in the mail. Alexandre took the picture himself when he saw Sly in France and he was kind enough to send me a print! Thanks Alex for the picture and the great job you do with Lot of Sly!

– Craig Zablo